At the moment there's some chatter flying around via text message and on various Big 12 message boards about an accident involving Ndamukong Suh and possibly Niles Paul.
::averageCheese::...Blog Author I am the master of my own domain. My enjoyables include watching extensive replays of Husker football prior to the 2002 season and DVRing current games for comments from announcers with hidden agenda's against the Huskers. Once I clogged a toilet in Barry Switzer's basement.
::Chavez::... A man you don't talk to when he is eating, Chavez is an established Husker Alum with a great since of pride. Every time The Huskers lose he chooses to wear his beergoggles and battle a female group called, "The Fuglys."
::The Noots::... This guy has been kicked out of more Husker tailgates then Brent Musberger. Along with being a philanthropic individual, The Noots wears many hats, including raising money for the "Help Tom Osborne Open Up His Squinty Eye Foundation" or better known as The HTOOUHSEF.
::Ghram Ferdinand::... An idealist, who believes that Michael Jackson is making a comeback early next year, Ferdinand's roots began within the confines of Lincoln or the correctional center in the neighboring county. He is known for his deep-rooted passion for the Huskers and can be found every gameday writing his extra long stories for this blog at Runza.
::Stan Burgowitz::... He has never actually been awake to take advantage of McDonald's breakfast, but Stan has the desire for sports that leads him to the local ballpark every weekend to heckle the 9 years old and younger youth team. During the hard times of the early 90's he could be found in his backyard re-enacting Mickey Joesph's moves, while his Mom took pictures.
::Ferdinand's Mom::...
Often seen lurking about Memorial Stadium on her investigative reporting duties for Third Largest City, Ferdinand's Mom is a woman with a plan...and that plan has a plan...with a sub-plan. Utilizing her unique cooking skills her Husker tailgates generally consist of Sloppy Joes and Busch Heavy. She believes Eric Crouch to be the best looking football player of all time and that Wesley Snipes is her long lost son.
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'I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.'
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